Cigarettes & Chocolate Milk

These are just a couple of my cravings...

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white het dudes:
it's just a joke. you guys have no sense of humor
oppressed person:
*tells a joke about privileged people*
white het dudes:
I AM SUDDENLY INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING IRONY OR SATIRE AND YOU ARE THE NEXT HITLER

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kaewaii:

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:
Flip tables
Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
Tell the weather outside to STOP
Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
Bring people back from the dead
Go fishing
Give you food
Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
Make furniture
Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

I actually don’t think he ever hugged a lamb but he did tell a gay guy he had the most profound faith out of any man he’d ever seen.
He also got cornered on a cliff once and when he decided enough was enough he was just like MOOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY and without touching them or harming them in anyway he walked straight through them, parting them like the fucking red sea.
He also thought anyone could be a good person no matter what their past, race, sexuality, gender or occupation was, and he CONSTANTLY smack talked dudes that tried to make laws to enforce people not to sin. Those guys were actually the same guys that got him killed.

kaewaii:

dontbeanassbutt:

shingeki-no-freeojin:

iamavithejester:

professorfangirl:

feministsupernatural:

stephgonzal:

sparklingganymede:

abaldwin360:

What would Jesus not do?

Things Jesus would do:

  • Flip tables
  • Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
  • Tell the weather outside to STOP
  • Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
  • Bring people back from the dead
  • Go fishing
  • Give you food
  • Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
  • Make furniture
  • Walk across the ocean because you need to stop

This…is the best

As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.

CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT

Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs 

Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone

who also hugged lambs

I actually don’t think he ever hugged a lamb but he did tell a gay guy he had the most profound faith out of any man he’d ever seen.

He also got cornered on a cliff once and when he decided enough was enough he was just like MOOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY and without touching them or harming them in anyway he walked straight through them, parting them like the fucking red sea.

He also thought anyone could be a good person no matter what their past, race, sexuality, gender or occupation was, and he CONSTANTLY smack talked dudes that tried to make laws to enforce people not to sin. Those guys were actually the same guys that got him killed.

(via yourbeautifulweakness)

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redefiningbodyimage:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

I appreciate the variety of body types here (unlike many posts of this type it includes lots of WoC), and I LOVE that it ends with Gabby, but I feel like it is important to include some women who aren’t able-bodied in images like this.

-Liz

(Source: thewaywardqueen)

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Look at how fucking cute my cat is. LOOK AT HER. 

And yet, I normally wouldn’t post this anywhere because it shows my bare legs in all their chunky, unedited glory. Working on not letting my insecurities stop me from sharing things. Like how effing cute Jasmine is when she cuddles up like this.

Look at how fucking cute my cat is. LOOK AT HER.

And yet, I normally wouldn’t post this anywhere because it shows my bare legs in all their chunky, unedited glory. Working on not letting my insecurities stop me from sharing things. Like how effing cute Jasmine is when she cuddles up like this.

Filed under kitten body positive body postivity

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"Imagine; I used to have really long blonde hair, always wearing heels, lots of make-up. I had been someone who was highly feminised and had chosen to look that way, partly because I was 6ft 3in but also I was into that aesthetic. I knew it had to be stripped away. I knew this would be an important part, not just for my work but in terms of my own development, because I would be confronting elements of myself that I didn’t want to confront (…) To see yourself displayed as unattractive, large, masculine, it’s quite tough… But I know it’s just perspective. A social conditioning that causes us to view these traits in a woman in a negative way." — Gwendoline Christie

(Source: iheartgot, via thelingerieaddict)